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tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

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real-gifs:

touch-your-tra-la-la:

boneguts:

mindblowingscience:

fluffmugger:

ryttu3k:

shirilee:

keeperofthehens:

love-lust-rockyhorror:

listoflifehacks:


If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean shit with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”

Uhg.

Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to fuck that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

thank you science side of tumblr <3

Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every fucking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything.

That morning coffee you like? Well shit, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that shit as an insecticide.

That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.

EVERYTHING. IS. CHEMICALS.

It IS safe to say though that drinking/eating too many acidic foods CAN damage some things such as the esophagus or teeth - but it does require QUITE a lot of acid.

SCIENCE, BITCH

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cats-explained:

feralxbones:

PSA

Meow meow!
As much as I wish for every kitty to have a loving home, that’s simply not realistic! These TNR kitties help to prevent countless homeless and unwanted kittens whose lives would only go to waste. 
You can learn more about TNR and caring for your local strays by visiting Alley Cat Allies, the organization which began the program!

cats-explained:

feralxbones:

PSA

Meow meow!

As much as I wish for every kitty to have a loving home, that’s simply not realistic! These TNR kitties help to prevent countless homeless and unwanted kittens whose lives would only go to waste. 

You can learn more about TNR and caring for your local strays by visiting Alley Cat Allies, the organization which began the program!

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nickanastasi:

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

so mean yet so funny haha

nickanastasi:

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

so mean yet so funny haha

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samwisewinchester:

Best three dollars I’ve ever spent in my life tbh

samwisewinchester:

Best three dollars I’ve ever spent in my life tbh

lennykravitzscarf:

a cop just threatened to shoot the livestream operator in the face please continue to boost the stream links all over so that these journalists life and death efforts reach as many people as possible

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Tibetan Monks living in exile in India flew to Ferguson to show support for Mike Brown and community.

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levitating-fox:

*uncontrollable sobbing*

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

octibbles:

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LET THE EXPERIMENT BEGIN

UPDATE: Terezi seems to be hitting it off with one of the KarkatsEither that or he was attracted to the other him who was in his general vicinity


They’re all trying to talk to Terezi holy fuck 


She’s been flirting with a bunch of different Karkats for a while, at least I think they’re different Karkats, I can’t tell


Okay so I played a different household for a little bit and came back and she was in a relationship with one of the karkats but the game is glitching out and the building disappeared and i’m laughing really hard

Now that Terezi is no longer single, the Karkats are beginning to hit on each other


IT BEGINS 


THE OVEN IS ON FIRE AND THIS KARKAT NEEDS THE TOILET AND THE WEDDING IS IN TWO HOURS
JUST PEE ON THE FIRE KARKAT JUST FUCKING PEE ON IT AND PUT IT OUT 


THEY JUST STARTED RANDOMLY FIGHTING AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED WTF



The Karkats are all either screaming in anguish or crying or both it’s complete chaos 


So one of the Karkats just set himself on fire somehow and then I went to look for Terezi and I found her and her new husband in the bedroom like this

I don’t know what kind of kinky shit they were doing 

tHIS ONLY HAD 100 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING POST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

ask-gallows-callibrator:

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LET THE EXPERIMENT BEGIN

UPDATE: Terezi seems to be hitting it off with one of the Karkats

Either that or he was attracted to the other him who was in his general vicinity

They’re all trying to talk to Terezi holy fuck 

She’s been flirting with a bunch of different Karkats for a while, at least I think they’re different Karkats, I can’t tell

Okay so I played a different household for a little bit and came back and she was in a relationship with one of the karkats but the game is glitching out and the building disappeared and i’m laughing really hard

Now that Terezi is no longer single, the Karkats are beginning to hit on each other

IT BEGINS 

THE OVEN IS ON FIRE AND THIS KARKAT NEEDS THE TOILET AND THE WEDDING IS IN TWO HOURS

JUST PEE ON THE FIRE KARKAT JUST FUCKING PEE ON IT AND PUT IT OUT 

THEY JUST STARTED RANDOMLY FIGHTING AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED WTF

The Karkats are all either screaming in anguish or crying or both it’s complete chaos 

So one of the Karkats just set himself on fire somehow and then I went to look for Terezi and I found her and her new husband in the bedroom like this

I don’t know what kind of kinky shit they were doing 

tHIS ONLY HAD 100 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING POST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

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krismdavila:

chicken—stripclub:

wastelord:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

I laughed. I shouldn’t have. But I did.

It’s okay to laugh, it was funny

krismdavila:

chicken—stripclub:

wastelord:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

I laughed. I shouldn’t have. But I did.

It’s okay to laugh, it was funny

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Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

xdominoe:

loki-is-our-god:

castiel-homo-of-the-lord:

vorticity007:

zombieirish:


-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

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chibihobbit:

clevergirlwithabluebox:

This is fabulous. 

THE FACT THAT IT’S AL MAKES THIS 100x BETTER

chibihobbit:

clevergirlwithabluebox:

This is fabulous. 

THE FACT THAT IT’S AL MAKES THIS 100x BETTER

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pokemon-global-academy:

The Great Wave Off Kanto: Shiny Version by zimmay. Available 06/04/2014 only, exclusively on TeeFury.

Submitted by Zimmay 

pokemon-global-academy:

The Great Wave Off Kanto: Shiny Version by zimmay. Available 06/04/2014 only, exclusively on TeeFury.

Submitted by Zimmay 

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